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All right guys, here it is: "Akhektuak and Friends in The Curse of the Blue Fisherman." I will leave it up to the reader to determine for him or herself just how canon this intermission is. Remember that I will be updating this every day this week, so if you want to see what happens, just tune in tomorrow.

I'm not going to do joke explanations for this intermission, but I'll be back with them next Monday.

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Jonathan Langford · Feb 14, 2017

Surrealistic comedy? Or story written by a second grader?

quingster (mod) · Feb 14, 2017

@Jonathan Langford,
Surrealistic comedy written by a second grader.

quingster (mod) · Feb 13, 2017

It was brought to my attention that I didn't give my tangent joke, so here it is. A woman came into a doctor's office one day. She was of typical southern California stock with sun-bleached hair and bronze skin. The doctor asked her, "What seems to be the problem?"

"The problem," the woman said, "is that I've been disappearing."

"Disappearing?" asked the doctor. "What do you mean?"

"Well," said the woman, "sometimes when it gets hot, I'll just sort of pop out of existence for a moment. It's really frightening!"

The doctor looked thoughtful. "About how hot is it when you disappear?"

The woman shrugged. "About ninety."

Then the doctor nodded. "Did you, by any chance, experience a breakup recently?"

The woman looked surprised. "How did you know?"

The doctor smiled. "I thought so. You're a tan ex. Of course you're going to disappear at ninety degrees."

Jonathan Langford · Feb 14, 2017

@quingster,
That is just... appalling. Words escape me. I'm so proud of you!

quingster (mod) · Feb 16, 2017

@Jonathan Langford,
Why thank you.

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